For His Whitepaper

According to @BlackCanseco every Social Media Expert needs a large stack of paper for the whitepapers he is bound to publish.

Can someone please buy this for Backpacking Dad? This is his appreciation society after all.

What I Would Buy Backpacking Dad: Balls

Everyone knows that he's got a set, but really, do they clank when he walks?




I say we kick this thing off the right way and after someone's bought Backpacking Dad a set of balls, we can move onto the next item.

Oh, also, I'm looking for more contributors to this blog. Please have snazzy taste, like I do.